Thursday, April 1, 2010

Huh?

I recently found this website that does 10, 25, and 50+ (the maximum) iterations of translating English text into another language and back to English. I decided to put the first few sentences from my "Tales" into this translator.

First the input text:


"The rain began to form puddles around the men strewn among the trees. All dead, save the one woken violently by the water he inhaled. He lifted himself to his hands and knees, his lungs uncontrollably expelling the offending fluid, gasping for breath" (The website has a 250 character restriction)

10 iterations:

"
Who is who participates in a group of trees in the rain. Oral sex is dead, only one, wake up and hard water. Shortness of breath, arm and knee, and the lungs expel the challenge to control fluid"

25 iterations:

"Forest, which is about a group of trees. Oral sex is dead, but awake, and hard water. Shortness of breath, his knees spread of weapons of lung water challenges"


Maximum iterations:

"Sometimes, groups of trees. That Shortness of breath, death, lack of a glass of water, feet, hands, lungs and other issues related to water often."

Apparently, oral sex is dead because of my story.